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I don’t think our society takes enough advantage of the humor potential of porn stars. Take Ms. Kendra Jade here. She really has no idea what she’s doing. Aside from being drunk I mean. The pic is from BoobieBlog.
What’s funniest?
a) The belt
b) The boots
c) The necklace (“Verisimilitude be damned! How’s anyone supposed to know what I do for a living if I haven’t got some hooker jewelry on?”)
d) The idea of Kendra trying to pronounce “verisimilitude”
e) The belt
Now, here’s how you dress as Wonder Woman:
That pocketbook’s too small, though.
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ah. . . jealousy
You bet I’m jealous. That *hair*!
On another note, I was gonna talk about Kendra’s sad little capelet, but I couldn’t figure out whether Wonder Woman herself actually wore a cape. Does anybody know? Of course, even if she did it wouldn’t have been a wrinkled droopy mess.
Also ‘Wonder Woman’ makes a better porn star name than ‘Kendra Jade’.
“I appear to have misplaced my invsible plane, but I am wearing my invisible clothes today….”
And speaking of porn star names….
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Lookit the thighs on that woman! Solid, like a train wreck.
No, Wonder Woman did not wear a cape. Maybe she’s going bullfighting?
The boots. It’s definitely the boots. Those are NOT the boots to wear for bullfighting, as Lynda Carter could have told her.
But I find myself wondering if that lipstick can also deflect bullets…I’m sure the boobies can.
lol. Very classy.
What would you expect from a porn star though.
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When the show starts I will turn off the TV because I don’t want my children to have nightmares!
The boots and the belt are disappointing enough, but it doesn’t stop there. Kendra isn’t wearing her headpiece. There is no Lasso of Truth. That is no W or eagle on her chest. *sigh* I’ll take Wonder Woman #2 any day–golden nipples and all.
well, and she has sensible shoes, which makes practical sense.
the earrings might catch on the lasso, though
i think she looks FABULOUS!!
Yes, Wonder Woman had a cape. There were one or two episodes where she wore the cape. One episode, called Judgment From Outer Space (two part episode), Wonder Woman wears a cape, because she and the alien, played by Tim O’Connor (Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century), are going to speak to the President of the USA.
A picture of said cape: http://imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4512/Events/4512/Theorigina_Grant_7894113_400.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0074074
Also, it’s called the golden lasso, not the “lasso of truth.”
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moseswilbur, I actually adore those thighs. As far as I’m concerned they’re the only sexy thing about her.
belle, those aren’t earrings — that’s an EYEGLASS CHAIN!!
Mike, thanx for the cape info. I now vaguely recall seeing the cape before — the stripey half strikes a chord — and being horrified by it.
“NO CAPES!” — Edna Mode, The Incredibles
Edna knew what she was talking about! My mistake; I didn’t recall the cape from the TV show, but was mostly thinking about the comics and I can’t recall her with a cape then.
Either way, I think we’re united in saying WW#2 is the clear winner here.
To my knowledge Wonder Woman did not sport any tattoos anywhere, as Ms. Jade does. Nor did she stand pigeon-toed, with a shit-eating grin on her face.
On the other hand, if WW’s adversaries were confronted by Ms. Jade, they would die laughing, so maybe that’s something.
Do you think she realizes that her costume makes her look extra stumpy?
Kendra’s costume that is. The other gal looks fabulous!
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wonder woman did not wear a cape. I should have looked at these pics so soo after dinner.
That is one her BETTER pics! The thing is 30 years ols now and very short. Her boobs look like a old jersey cow in regular clothing.She at 30 has decided to GET GOD now that competition is strangling her off. Like go to Jail Get god and seems like the older porn stars our on the same wave link.
So quick to judge such a beautiful and kind woman. get a life people.
The problem is simple. She looks cheap and easy. Wonder Woman is supposed to be pure and wholesome.
Just to set the record straight…
Kendra is a friend of mine and she’s a very intelligent woman… She’s a great writer with a very extensive vocabulary! (she can definitely pronounce “verisimilitude”) You may want to research an individual before you “bash” them. If you are going to publish something about someone, know your facts.
- Hayden James
good for you hayden. she is a beautiful, smart, classy AND caring person. you guys are just jealous; sitting at home in your basements on the computer wishing you could look as good as she does in her costume.
i knew kendra when we were teenagers and i just realized she is kendra jade…but i have to say she was always a smart girl who went through alot of shit and she looks gorgeous….shit i wish i look like her…
With the 70s and 80s back in style, I just loving vintage clothing from the thrift shops. You can find designers like Chanel and Armani for cheap there. Ebay is great too!