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Rose McGowan will play Barbarella, apparently. [UPDATE: That link works now.] This would have been such awesome news before her face went all wonky. I mean, I’m a diehard feminist, but I don’t think you should be celebrated as a famous hottie if your face looks like that. Apparently she got messed up in an auto accident, which is sad, truly. But life is harsh, and Rose, you ain’t no Jane Fonda. Time to learn to read, maybe go back to community college.
How likely is it that this remake will be tolerable? I say slim. What are they going to do, make the spaceships all high-tech and do elaborate location shoots? Nightmare, sweetie!
Also in the works: A remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still. For God’s sake, leave Gort alone!
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According to an article in the New York Post, McGowan suffered serious injuries in a car accident early in 2007. Riding as a passenger, her car was struck by another vehicle and the force of the impact drove her eyeglasses into her face. McGowan is quoted as saying, “I didn’t realize I was hurt until I put my hand to my face and felt the flap of skin. My glasses had sliced me under my eye.” After obtaining the services of a plastic surgeon
Your snarky comments about Rose McGowan ’s appearance serve as an example of how trashy our society has become. Is your presence in the world — and the “work” that you do — having a positive or negative impact on it? Obviously, the latter. You are a low-class embarrassment. Find something decent to do with your life.