Naruto sucks, apparently

This is funny. Try to imagine the person who’s watched enough of both Cowboy Bebop and Naruto** to discover the overlap shown here. (It repeats the same two clips in a loop.)

This is why the Naruto fandom is like great fiction: It continually forces you to imagine the mindsets of inscrutable, contradictory people. Take these two comments from the video’s YouTube page:

AuthentiWolf: “XD I’ve always hated Naruto, and this is one of the reasons why. Someone also pointed out to me that when they do that hands-together-thing on the show, the thumbs are wrong and it makes it impossible to mimic in real life.

He doesn’t even realize what he’s saying! So great.

In the same vein, TakotoHitwaka says: “This is the kinda crap that makes me ashamed too be a Naruto fan.” Like if it weren’t for the ripoff animation, s/he’d wouldn’t be ashamed to be a Naruto fan. Although, come to think of it, the shame is a good sign.

I love that “Fighting Dreamers” song, though. It’s great how they go “Ho-di-o-di-o-di-oh” like at a rodeo or something. Listening to it, I started imagining a mashup video that would include a sped-up shot of square dancers every time they sang that part. Then I realized I was remembering the folk dancers in that 2005(?) video by Gatas Parlament that was controversial because it talked about assassinating Bush.

**If you don’t know what I’m talking about, good for you! The point is that Cowboy Bebop is a hi-brow, hipster show that’s as unlike Naruto as you can imagine.

14 Comments

  1. naruto is a stupid show that feels like a videogame, WHICH IT SUCKS BALLS!

  2. Hipster? Do you even realize the trash that you’re watching? Shows like Naruto and Bleach have RUINED Anime.

    Naruto is about as gimmicky as every other cookie-cutter anime these days. Go to Cons and the most you’ll see is the Narutos, Sasukes, Kakashis, and Sakuras infesting the goddamn place.

    And if you ask them what anime they like, they instantly say “Naruto”, but when you ask them if they like or have heard of any other ones, they quickly go “no……”.

    Never mind the fact that Naruto is pretty much the same mind-numbing drivel that DBZ revolved around, following the same formula -

    1 – Talk about kicking each other’s asses.
    2 – Train for about seventeen episodes, whilst talking about kicking each other’s asses.
    3 – Meet your enemy who is hellbent on destroying some planet nobody cares about.
    4 – Yell. A LOT. Crouch down like you’re constipated for emphasis.
    5 – Fight for maybe two minutes.
    6 – Next episode….

    Naruto follows a similar chain. God help you if you’re watching the dub, prepare to hear “BELIEVE IT!” millions of times.

    I’ll agree with you on the whole “Cowboy Bebop and Naruto aren’t similar”. That’s because Cowboy Bebop didn’t suck and completely bastardize what used to be an enjoyable hobby for me.

  3. Apparently, there are far too many people too dumb to realize that they’re probably both referencing something else.

    And Descent; anime isn’t ruined. That’s like saying “There Will Be Blood” is ruined because people watch Michael Bay movies.

  4. i dont know why soooo many people hate naruto. but guess what? soooooooo many people LOVE naruto aswell. its one of the most popular animes and people say its kiddish? well,incase you don’t know naruto’s character is meat to have some sort of kiddishness in him and not one of those ”apparently cool” people who are strong from day one.he gets stronger by training. it didnt ruin anime. it made it more famous. thats why you see naruto on channels WORLDWIDE. bleach, on the other hand, at first its cool [i am a fan] but to be honest once the fillers come in it SUCKS. But these animes did NOT ruin anime.

  5. @NARUTODOESNTSUCK (It DOES suck)

    It’s popular because retards like you think it’s “kickass”. Oh we do see Naruto worldwide, especially when that cody porter kid died from being a narutard. It has over 90 BACK TO BACK episodes of filler. SasuGAY always bitches about useless shit (fucking emo should cut himself), Sakura just wants sex and Naruto wants to bang her.

    4kids should have ruined this show.

  6. Descent… you took the words right out of my mouth.
    Naruto has completely destroyed the anime community. about 2/3 of all forum posts, art scans, wallpapers, and thread topics are about naruto! People like narutodoesntsuck should watch at least 8 other decent anime (ninja scroll, black lagoon, basilisk, Higurashi no naku koro ni, air gear, ect.) before they go spouting off about how great Fucking naruto is. Then (if they are not totally fucking narutarded) they will realize how ridiculously terrible naruto/bleach is.

  7. what are you talking about! yes i agree that naruto sucks but bleach doesnt at all!

  8. Yeah, i must agree with Descent and DescentisRight – Naruto (and the majority of series) do indeed suck. I am ashamed to admit to pople that I like anime. The usual responce is the infuriating “how many of episodes Bleach have you seen/ whats your fav character?”. Who cares? Have those people seen any of Miyazaki’s films? Or the famous Ghost in The Shell? Those masterpieces had feeeling to them, eg JIN ROH. That was something captivating, thrilling and really dramatic at the same time.
    Or the grand “Grave of the fireflies/firelfy” – possibly one of the best anti-war films made. It made you think. Isn’t that the thing good art makes you do, think? In comparison, all the Narutos/Bleaches are just children’s mind-numbing and boring soap-opera entertainment. It gives you nothing – if it was intentionally bad ( AKA almost all of Schwarzenegger’s movies), it would have been “campy” and fun to look at. But no, it’s just mediocre. Bland characters, bland action, bland plots. Just mediocre juvenile nonsense. And yes, I AM an elitist.

  9. Alot of people love Naruto becoz there are many retards in this world, i don’t even think Naruto is an anime, seriously it SUCKS hard! i have nothing more to say becoz most of the ppl here have already said enough how suck Naruto is :p

  10. i don’t care what you ppl think, sHITPOODEN, SAsugay, Sakura bitch, NarutarD all the way,,it will never change my mind “EVER!” so stfu Narutards!

  11. wtf are u gay retards talking about u stupid mofos?!?! Naruto is the fucking bomb digity! so does bleach and Death Note! those are the most top 3 animes! and it shows that Naruto is the most popular anime! so the people who freakin said that Naruto sucks u can go to hell and f*ck ur selfs! thanks.

  12. Sukariaa Uchicha, your a fucking idiot, mindless fanboy/girl. Naruto is awful and unimaginative, and Death Note is for dirty little 14 year old emo scumbags. I agree that Bleach is good, but the fans are extremely annoying, which just ruin the show for me. How about watching a good anime? Ever heard of Power Stone? Ghost in the Shell? Samurai Champloo? They are all fantastic, unlike Naruto, which is just an embarassment.

  13. I like Naruto, but I also like blech, death note, +anima, Tenjou tenge, Densha-otoko, chibi vampire, ichigo 100 ‘/ and Fullmetal alchemist. and a few others that i don’t remember. 90 back to back fillers aren’t fillers, their a filler arc. I only class filles as those dumb episodes where they go around on some comedy mission, or help out the ramen man, etc. I refuse to watch anything with the words cowboy or bebop in it. unfortunately cowboy bepop has both. God help us all, but especially who came up with that name.at least it’s not as bad as Bobobobobobobobo, which has recently been show on cartoon network, about a guy called Bobobobobobbobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobob and so on. I also hate DBZ, but not the other types, their alrightish, i dont like one piece, but i dont hate it, same with shaman king. Naruto doesn’t have the bad name, pokemon does. Anyone see’s any character from any anime the presume it’s from pokemon and call you a baby. I’m 12, so what? and i bet the first thing you do is call me a jerk ass little kid who should go back to school, because trust me, despite my age I still have the right to an opinion.

  14. Naruto SUCKS!!! because it has a lot of EPISODE! putang ina , napakadaming episode ng putang inang yan gago mamatay na nag write ng naruto puke ng ina mo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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