Food for thought: Comics shoes.
FANBOYS: If your girlfriend showed up sporting these, what would you do? Multiple choice options after the jump!
Here’s some Halloween pumpkins with fan themes. Follow the jump for Star Wars, Spiderman, Dr. Who, Shaun of the Dead and more.
Do you ever wonder how your fandom stacks up to others, craziness-wise?
Like, say you’re a comic book guy. When it’s time to head for the Great Mental Institution In The Sky, are you and your friends going to be walking behind the Ren Faire people, or will the sound of lutes and fifes be filtering up from the rear as you set your Chuck T-clad foot upon the first great marble step? (Actually, you can probably feel pretty safe that it’ll be the former — for what that’s worth. Be ready to stare at a lot of fat butts in farthingales as you trudge past Normal People Heaven.)
(And yeah, once you pass the Pearly Gates, the Great Mental Institution In The Sky is actually farther back than Normal People Heaven. But that’s just because they built it first!)
Anyhoo, I now know without a doubt who the craziest fans are. It’s anime fangirls.
Li’l Tuffy has recently become addicted to certain obliquely homoerotic Japanese television shows. And I want to gab about them. But it’s impossible, because Every Single Anime Fan In America is a nerdy, high-strung 20-year-old college girl. Which means everyone on anime fan forums is, too. And yeesh, I never used to worry about the State Of America’s Youth, but I’m telling you … you would quail.
The latest example: In the Livejournal community devoted to my favorite show, I posted a topic saying, “I think the movie version sucks. Let’s talk about why.” So, natch, all these people post reasons why it doesn’t suck. Including one person who asks why I have to be “so negative.”
But one brave soul begs to differ! She starts her post with, “I don’t want to offend anyone, but I actually agree with Tuffy.”
She doesn’t want to OFFEND ANYONE …
By criticizing a MOVIE.
It gets better! I posted a reply saying something like, “I think your opinions are heresy and you should be tarred and feathered.” Some over-the-top joke like that. And…
She DELETED HER POST
So, yeah. There it is. When I die, I’m finding a way to bring along some magazines. ‘Cause there’s gonna be a hell of a bottleneck at that intake desk.
Just how experienced a fan are you? Find out by answering these questions taken verbatim from a variety of fandom purity tests.
Or you could just try to figure out which fandoms they all come from. If you’re not man enough to know the answers, that is.
-Who was supposed to die in the pilot episode?
-Can you name at least 5 letterers?
-Have you ever named a slashfic character after yourself?
-Do you own a Holy Anorankh?
-Have you ever called for the horrible, gruesome, bloody death of Joel Schumacher?
-Who spoke these lines: “It changes nothing. Tauvo is dead. Struck down by a weak, pathetic, inferior being. It must be avenged! I swear in Tauvo’s name, you will die in my hands.”
-Have you ever seen any Dragon Ball? Do you think it is the best anime ever, far above all others, and the standard by which all other anime should be judged?
-Have you sung any ‘Monty Python’ song at Rocky Horror?
-Did you rent The Professional just because it had Transformers episodes playing in the background in several scenes? Did you repeatedly watch The Professional in order to figure out which episodes they were? Did you figure it out?
-Have you ever told an anti-Alliance joke?
-Do you know which singer Neil Gaiman is friends with?
-Did you buy the Lexx DVD set and take its included purity test?
-Have you spent between $1000 and $10,000 on Animaniacs-related stuff?
-How many Land of the Lost episodes do you have a specific memory of?
-Where’s the Crouching Groucho?
-Do you know the significance of Totter’s yard?
-Have you ever met any Seiyuu?
-Have you ever asked someone if they can see the thestrals too, then refused to explain what a thestral is?
-Do you know what the opening music for Gundam Wing is called?
-How many theme songs do you know by heart and sing along with? (Just give yourself a bunch of points.)
-Have you ever had to prove to somebody’s family that you’re not a psychotic axe-murderer?
(I might have made up a couple of the questions.)
Plus, a special bonus question after the jump.
Oh brother, just as I was firmly resolving to stop paying so much attention to this blog, I run into a coincidence like this. Within a 24-hour period I see…
Putin visits the Batcave! Or at least his new hi-tech security HQ. Which inexplicably has a Batman symbol on the floor. (Also, four out of five political leaders and state administrators in Russia either have been or still are members of the security services, and stuff.)
But maybe the Batcave shouldn’t come as such a shock. After all, Putin has been known to talk about Cthulu.
AND AS IF THAT WEREN’T ENOUGH…
You have to kind of squint to see the words “Batman Park” on the sign. Visit the link (at Broken Glass Makes Me Laugh) for a bigger version.
I don’t even give a shit about Batman, but, really, unreal.
First there were the sleeves on designer Vincent’s pageant gown, which prompted guiding force Tim Gunn to say, “These ridiculous epaulette sleeves, talk about ‘Beam Me Up Scotty’! I mean, where were they going, to Judy Jetson’s birthday party?”
The Invisible Woman was Uli, who “went unnoticed for most of the season.” Jeffrey was The Thing because he “doesn’t care who he steamrolls over.” Laura was “Stretch” (I think he means Ms. Fantastic) because of her uniquely mobile facial expressions. Michael was the Human Torch because he’s … uh… hot and stuff. (3 out of 4 ain’t bad.)
“Angela thinks fleurchons are preshhhhhhusssssss”
As well as comparing host Heidi Klum’s hair to the work of H.R. Giger.
Finally, a fourfour commenter posited a link between designer Jefferey’s neck tattoos and Trek:
“Don’t you think Jeffrey’s neck is channeling a member of the Cardassian empire? Gul-lejerk maybe? “
He even linked to that geekiest of sites, Star Trek Gaming Universe!
You know what this means? It’s only a matter of time before Peter Jackson and David Tennant start turning up on the cover of Vogue. In costume. (Jackson will simply choose a costume.)
Comic-Con’s Saturday night Masquerade Ball/Costume Contest is a staggering affair. Some 4,000 people attend, and another couple thousand who can’t fit into the main ballroom hang out in two secondary ballrooms watching a simulcast of the judging. If you want to take pictures, you have to apply for a pass to the “photo stage” outside the ballroom. I think that’s like the area backstage at the Oscars where the celebs speak to the clamoring press.
Pretty spiffy, yeah? Well, it hasn’t kept the web site’s description of the event from taking a rather … defensive tone:
Costumes are a vital ingredient of nearly all of the popular arts. [bold type in original] Movies, plays, comic books, fantasy art, musical performances, and even toy collectibles owe at least part their popularity to the skill in which the human form is attired. Costumes take us to characters, places, and experiences in ways words and setting cannot do on their own. Whether it’s a knight in shining armor, a colorful super-hero, a regal elf, a villain from a galaxy far away, an exotic enchantress, a robot warrior, an Egyptian goddess, or a completely original design, costumes always inspire, awe, and entertain us.
A few things:
-That first sentence has a nice imposing ring. I especially like the phrase “the popular arts.” You know, I’ve been writing about pop culture for years, and I have never, ever heard that phrase. I guess it took a comic geek to come up with something so fancible.
-“Even toy collectibles” owe their popularity to cosplay? “Even”? I don’t think the connection surprises anyone but the author.
-How did “a regal elf” make it into the mix? I smell under-the-table pro-elf lobbying. Still, as special interests go, the elves don’t have half the influence of the Exotic Enchantress PAC.